The Fierce Warrior Lizard King!

     I designed my Lizard King Art Coaster to honor the fierce warrior Lizard King!  Lizard King was actually born in El Salvador.  His father was a great hunter and he would hunt for fish, insects and mice.  Unfortunately, Lizard King's father died when he was just a baby.  Lizard King's mother was called Mama Lizard.  One dark night Mama Lizard had a strange dream just a few weeks after Lizard King's father died.  In the dream, a Spirit Lizard told Mama Lizard that her son was going to be a great warrior and the king of all lizards!  She was told to bring her son to the South American Rain Jungle immediately, so Lizard King and Mama Lizard hid in the basement of a large ship and were transported to South America.  In the South American Rain Jungle, Lizard King and Mama Lizard stayed with a fierce tribe of warriors deep in the Amazon.  They taught Lizard King how to make a spear and they taught him how to hunt for mice, insects, fish, and other creatures.  Lizard King became a great hunter, he was very swift and had an incredible amount of natural ability!  The tribal warriors soon knew that Lizard King was very special!
     One night the Amazon tribe and Mama Lizard were roasting some game around the fire.  They experienced a tribal vision inside of the fire!  The Spirit Lizard was back and he told the tribe that Lizard King and Mama Lizard must go to the African Jungle immediately!  There was a group of lizards in grave danger and only Lizard King could save them!  The Amazon tribe built Mama Lizard and Lizard King a small boat and sent them on their way to the African Jungle.  When they arrived in the African Jungle, Lizard King fought valiantly to save the group of lizards from an attack of rats, mice, insects, and other creatures.  He saved the group of lizards and was named worldwide Lizard King for his bravery and fierce combat skills! He lives deep in the heart of the African Jungle to this day, along with Mama Lizard, and he rules a fierce tribe of combat lizards committed to protecting their land!  He is a fierce and brave warrior, and he is honored by all lizards worldwide! Commemorate the bravery and hunting skill of the Lizard King with my colorful & unique Lizard King Art Coaster! 
   

The Perfect Wall Street Gift!

As a Visual Artist, I love film and one of my favorite filmmakers is Oliver Stone.  I really admire Stone because of the fantastic films he has made over the years.  In 2010 Wall Street 2 came out and I was blown away!  The film gets into the dark side of greed, human nature, and the stock market crash of 2008.  The part of the film when the mayhem of the crash takes place truly got me pumped up!  Both the original Wall Street and Wall Street 2 are great films and I have decided to commemorate these films with my wacky Greed Is Good Tile Coaster!  This is the perfect Wall Street gift and is  great for anyone who loved the Wall Street movies!  It is also a great gift for Wall Street traders!  Remember to show your love for Gordon Gekko with my silly Greed Is Good Tile Coaster, and don't forget to check out Wall Street 2! 

A Gift for Preppies & Yuppies!

What the hell was the thinking behind my White Bread Funny Coaster???  To tell you the truth, I really don't know!  This coaster would be perfect for a preppy, somebody like Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell.  If you know a preppy, give them this tile coaster to tease them!  Also, this coaster would be perfect for a yuppie that is anal & obsessive compulsive!  Give them this coaster so they won't be so anal & uptight!  This is the perfect coaster for getting boozed up & loaded!  Smoke a large spliff & enjoy some heavy vodka with my White Bread Funny Coaster!  Sometimes the best thing you can do in this life is throw your hands up in the air and GET NUTS! 

Macaw Snake Tile Coaster

Here's what went on behind the scenes of my latest design I call the Macaw Snake!  I am a lover of National Geographic magazine and I have an issue in my room featuring macaws in a South American national park!  I drew a couple of macaws, but one of them had the body of a snake!  OMG!!!!  So I decided to call this strange creature a Macaw Snake! The macaw snake is a mythical bird spirit that protects all the birds and snakes on the planet X! (Insert your own special planet name here!)  Support the mythical macaw snake with my Macaw Snake Tile Coaster!

The Perfect Gift Collection for Turtle Lovers!

     The story behind my cute Turtle Gifts Collection actually started with my Aunt.  She told me that my grandfather gave my mother the nickname "turtle" and she asked me to design some turtle gifts for her.  I thought it was a great idea because I have always respected the turtle ever since I heard the story of the tortoise and the hare!  I am definitely a tortoise, doing my best to go slow and steady in this crazy world.  Are you a tortoise or a hare???  If you love the turtle, my Turtle Gifts Collection is just for you!
     One standout in this collection is my Turtle Gifts Art Coaster.  I love tile coasters and this cute & colorful coaster is sure to make your next party a blast!  Also, don't forget to check out my Turtle Gifts Throw Pillow!  I was very happy how this colorful & fun pillow turned out!  Any turtle lover will surely enjoy a sweet dream with this fun pillow that is just perfect for an animal lover!
     Always remember the wisdom of the turtle and that slow and steady CAN win the race!  I'll talk to everyone soon!

Seagull Gifts Collection

Well folks, after much hard work my new Seagull Gifts Collection is finally here!  This seagull design is something special for me as another summer comes to a close.  I am a TRUE Jersey Shore native.  I was born at the Jersey Shore and have lived here most of my life.  That garbage reality show with a bunch of fat slob fakers makes me want to puke! 

I actually designed this collection by going to to the beach in Belmar, NJ and snapping a photo of a cute little seagull sitting in the sand.  One of my favorite products in this collection is my Seagull Gifts Drink Coaster.  This cute & fun ceramic tile coaster is perfect for enjoying a refreshing beverage!  It is also perfect for any bird lover or beach lover!  Another highlight of this collection is my Seagull Gifts Beach Tote, perfect for beach lovers who are on the go!  I hope you enjoy my Seagull Gifts Collection, let's hope summer comes again real soon! 

La La Land Party Coaster

My entire adult life I have been enthralled by Hollywood and Los Angeles.  I am a film lover and I currently own over 100 DVDs!  Being a Visual Artist, I use film on a daily basis to help me relax when I need a break from working. 

I love the PARTY culture of Hollywood.  I decided to immortalize my love for Hollywood with my wild & colorful La La Land Party Coaster!  One thing I love is a great party and what could be better than a Hollywood Party, baby???  Do you need a wildly colorful and festive Hollywood party decoration?  Buy my La La Land Party Coaster and always remember to keep your party FUNKY, baby!   

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